I've had a morning, actually it was like the last hour. But, before we get to that I looked up Bitchfest in the Urban dictionary. Below you will find the few explanations of said "bitchfest". I think they all could fit this particular circumstance somewhere along the line, but I'm particularly fond of #3, the one that involves bending over and a lethal projectile called a 'bitch' spawning from my vagina. That sounds like a WEE good time! I can only hope that it attacks her eyeballs first.
- Definition #1:
A group of people doing a lot of collective complaining, ie, bitching. It has nothing to do with a female dog or a negative, annoying person bitch.
We were doing our history homework, and then we all started talking about how much we hate our teacher.... it turned into a real bitchfest.
- Definition #2:
A group of friends that when one starts to complain bitch the rest follow suit, causing a bitchfest. Sometimes it can even involve parental figures.
Suzie- I really hate the fact that Christina always get her way. Shannon- I know all she has to do is go to her mom. "I have to have my phone, or I won't be able to talk to Bobby." Serena- Let's not turn this into a bitchfest. I wanna be able to go to the movies happy.
- Definition #3: MY PERSONAL FAVORITE.
1: (v.) For a human female to bend over, and attack another with a lethal projectile called "bitch" spawned from her vagina( See Bitch). This projectile is generally reddish in color and diametered twenty-two to forty-eight millimeters; with any lesser size considered a " Bitchlet ", and larger considered a " Garofolo ". 2: (n.) Any collective gathering which requires a court order to legally exist.
The doctor had to inform the victim’s family that their sibling died from bitchfest wounds to the face. (PERFECT.)
The her that I am referring to is a mom of one of the kids in one of the groups that I volunteer for. V O L U N T E E R! Not getting paid. I love that the people who do nothing are the first ones to bitch! She has two boys - one under my leadership and one under another gals and she's comparing the two and telling me that my communication is lacking. I proceeded to let her know that it is what it is and if she wants to find someone else to do it - more power to her. I'm not done with her yet. Someone should tell her - the end is near bitch, repent or burn. (I'm just sayin'.)
I would love to squeeze a Garofolo or a bitchlet into her face.
